About Me

Texas, United States
I am a stay at home Mom from Oregon who has landed in Texas.

Friday, May 8, 2009

About me...

Facebook has really opened my eyes to the inner workings of my soul (and many others souls as well) through it's masterfully written quizzes. Here are a few tidbits I have learned about myself in recent days:

My Garden Gnome name: Clumsy SaggyPants. I actually did the whole family as well, Keith was Paranoid , Natalie was Crazy, and Brady was Grumpy. You can call us Mr. and Mrs. SaggyPants from now on. Or not.

If I was to be a random object I would be a weed whacker. Apparently I'm "Spinny. You're very spinny. You leave a very small path of destruction where you go, but you do make it possible for a small person to walk through tall grass." Ahhh...it's all becoming clear. Or not.

If I get the Swine Flu, I will survive. Here's how: "You didn't take the hype too seriously. You didn't even rush out and buy a mask... But when push came to shove and it became real, when people far too sick to survive were using up all your medicine you did ANYTHING to survive - including setting the infected on fire while you raided a derelict hospital and survive you did." Wow, just wow.

Thanks to the Inner Nationality Quiz I confirmed that I am, in fact, an American. Glad we cleared that up. Oh, and I am also 100% Oregonian. Yay!

I should also be married to Johnny Depp, because he is my soul mate. I guess "{I} like the bad boy turned good type, the hotel room trasher turned loveable daddy type." Keith is my Johnny Depp.

And lastly, I am completely and utterly addicted to a small game called MouseHunt. It has taken over my life. I live in 15 minute increments. It is sad but true. Thankfully, all I really have to do is click a button, and then move on with things. But oh, how that button rules me. It's a sickness. It really is. At least I am not the only one addicted, there are many of us, and plenty of support groups. The thing is? I like being addicted. What can you do?

Now my life is complete. I can walk a little taller knowing these things about myself. And don't you feel like you know me better now?


Jenny said...

I love this post! Hilarious!

(isn't it great how facebook has really helped you undertstand yourself better? LOL!)

Lori said...

Do therapists in Texas have gift cards, like Target?
Kidding! Thanks for spreading the addiction to your father. . . .

Jenny said...

I realize that this has absolutely nothing to do with your post, but do you remember that blog you used to have a link to called "simply me"? I loved that blog and now I can't find it anymore. :(

Shannon said...

Oh yes! I love Kerri! Her blog is now, your wishcake, she changed it to match her etsy shop. I would love to live down the street from her, or keep her in my pocket, is that weird? haha, she is jsut too cute! http://www.yourwishcake.com/

Mrs. L said...

I am trying to stay away from MouseHunt. Between the blog, Facebook and Twitter, I don't have enough time to do much.
And yeah, I'm 100% Oregonian too :)